In honour of the Olympic games, I am going to discuss….
One of the reasons could be that an ex-lover was far too enthusiastic and tore me. There are a lot of things that are completely unsexy, but bleeding like a stuck pig from your ass has to be about the most unsexy. Now anytime a fellow positions his piston there, I am always thinking is it going to feel like a hot poker going up my rump roast? Because seriously? Yeah. It’s just a bad scene.
There are a lot of men out there who are just into tits and ass (literally…) and there is a part of me that tilts my head to the side and says ‘Arrrooo?’ There are men who like it because it is tighter… Well let me tell you, honey.. my vajayjay isn’t flapping around like the grand canyon. Is this a fellow who has the death grip on every time he chokes his chicken? And is that even healthy? Let the chicken breathe!
And that would be about the time I wonder if there is something about this fellow that he just isn’t telling me… like… really, he wishes I was the overly buff rugby player down the street.
And lets be honest, there are a whole pile of completely unsexy things that can result from too much back door aktion… My tear aside.. it isn’t by chance that a very amusing song about being a gay bottom in youtube says ‘anal prolapse be damned…’
Now.. To be fair… It’s not that i dislike all anal play… a nicely inserted thumb can really rock my world… and someone who rimmed me when I wasn’t expecting it actually made me scream in the most delicious pleasure… And… SLOWLY, once in a while… If Daddy really wants it, it can be rather fun. In fact.. someone once rolled me on my stomach, and took me (SLOWLY) in the ass and, as he did, he told me how he owned all of me… and that was hot- but really I think because of the dominance. As far as the sex itself went, it was the mindfuck that got me off, not someone sawing in and out of my starfish. That really just makes me feel like I have to go… also.. not the sexiest feeling…
What I just don’t get are these dudes who want it all the time. If all you want to do is knock on the back door… well.. I will leave it for you to ponder